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Postby General Lucifer » Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:50 pm

[b]14.Yahweh Orders Adultery
"This said the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun." (II Samuel 12:11)

Comment
Here describes Yahweh the Hebrew god, not only condoning adultery, but literally causes it to happen

Note also, the strange assertion that God raises up evil, supposedly an act reserved for Satan. In fact, nowhere does the Bible accuse Satan of raising evil. Little do most faithful realize that they worship a raiser and creator of evil (for God's creation of evil, see Isaiah 45:7).

15.Happy To Kill Children
"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Psalms 137:9, KJV)

"How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones Against the rock." (Psalms 137:9, New American Bible)

"Happy the man who shall seize and smash your little ones against the rock!" (Psalms 137:9, New American Bible)

"a blessing on anyone who seizes your babies and shatters them against a rock!" (Psalms 137:9, Jerusalem Bible)

Comment
Ask a Christian friend whether he or she should feel happy to dash a child against the rocks. Your friend will most likely stare at you in horror, much less believe this idea exists in their sacred Bible.

Many Churches have found this verse quite embarrassing. It gives no wonder why priests, Jews, and Christians alike, who quote from Psalms 137, always leave out this last verse.

(See also Isaiah 13:16; Hosea 13-16)

16. Human Sacrifice
"Thou shalt not delay to offer the first of thy ripe fruits, and of thy liquors: the firstborn of thy sons shalt thou give unto me." (Exodus 22:29)

Comment
This verse refers to human sacrifice which many primitive cultures practiced.

In the Canaanite world the Molech cult practiced human sacrifice and many scholars equate Yahweh with the Molech god. Explicit references to Molech appear in Lev. 18:21, 20:2-5; Jer. 32:35 and II Kings 23:10. Fortunately, few people believe in sacrificing humans directly to gods these days (but Christian leaders still sacrifice soldiers and innocent men, women, and children in the name of "freedom" and God).

(See also Gen. 22:1-19 for Abraham's will to sacrifice his son Isaac, and Judges 11)

17.More Than One God"Now I know that the LORD is greater than all gods: for in the thing wherein they dealt proudly he was above them." (Exodus 18:11)

Comment
Here we have the Bible alluding to the existence of more than one god.

Note that it does not say "the Lord is the only god" but rather that he "is greater than all gods."

History records that the ancient people in the area of the Middle East, including the Hebrews, believed in many goddesses and gods. Yahweh served only as their god, a god among many others.

"It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are 20 gods, or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg."--Thomas Jefferson

18.The "Gods"
"Thou shalt have no other gods before me." (Exodus 20:3)

"Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;" (Exodus 20:5)

Comment
Note this does not mean "I am the only god," but rather, that one shall not believe in other gods above the God of the Chosen People.

Scholars and archeologists know that the early Hebrews practiced polytheism.

Not only does the Bible describe the polytheism of the Hebrews but digs from archeological sites give evidence that these early people believed in many gods, or more accurately, goddesses. They have found many statuette goddesses among their living dwellings.

Monotheism appears later in the Bible. Historically, monotheism got taught by many Greek philosophers. Judaism later separated itself from the Hellenistic world with its belief in only one supreme deity.

In verse 20:5 we have here a god so jealous that he holds a grudge against the children of the fathers who hated him. Hardly a concept of a forgiving and loving God. And if not against the other gods, just who could God claim for his jealousy?

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Postby SIEGER » Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:08 am

General Lucifer wrote:[b]14.Yahweh Orders Adultery
"This said the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun." (II Samuel 12:11)

Comment
Here describes Yahweh the Hebrew god, not only condoning adultery, but literally causes it to happen

Note also, the strange assertion that God raises up evil, supposedly an act reserved for Satan. In fact, nowhere does the Bible accuse Satan of raising evil. Little do most faithful realize that they worship a raiser and creator of evil (for God's creation of evil, see Isaiah 45:7).

15.Happy To Kill Children"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Psalms 137:9, KJV)

"How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones Against the rock." (Psalms 137:9, New American Bible)

"Happy the man who shall seize and smash your little ones against the rock!" (Psalms 137:9, New American Bible)

"a blessing on anyone who seizes your babies and shatters them against a rock!" (Psalms 137:9, Jerusalem Bible)

Comment
Ask a Christian friend whether he or she should feel happy to dash a child against the rocks. Your friend will most likely stare at you in horror, much less believe this idea exists in their sacred Bible.

Many Churches have found this verse quite embarrassing. It gives no wonder why priests, Jews, and Christians alike, who quote from Psalms 137, always leave out this last verse.

(See also Isaiah 13:16; Hosea 13-16)

16. Human Sacrifice
"Thou shalt not delay to offer the first of thy ripe fruits, and of thy liquors: the firstborn of thy sons shalt thou give unto me." (Exodus 22:29)

Comment
This verse refers to human sacrifice which many primitive cultures practiced.

In the Canaanite world the Molech cult practiced human sacrifice and many scholars equate Yahweh with the Molech god. Explicit references to Molech appear in Lev. 18:21, 20:2-5; Jer. 32:35 and II Kings 23:10. Fortunately, few people believe in sacrificing humans directly to gods these days (but Christian leaders still sacrifice soldiers and innocent men, women, and children in the name of "freedom" and God).

(See also Gen. 22:1-19 for Abraham's will to sacrifice his son Isaac, and Judges 11)

17.More Than One God
"Now I know that the LORD is greater than all gods: for in the thing wherein they dealt proudly he was above them." (Exodus 18:11)

Comment
Here we have the Bible alluding to the existence of more than one god.

Note that it does not say "the Lord is the only god" but rather that he "is greater than all gods."

History records that the ancient people in the area of the Middle East, including the Hebrews, believed in many goddesses and gods. Yahweh served only as their god, a god among many others.

"It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are 20 gods, or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg."

--Thomas Jefferson

18.The "Gods"
"Thou shalt have no other gods before me." (Exodus 20:3)

"Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;" (Exodus 20:5)

Comment
Note this does not mean "I am the only god," but rather, that one shall not believe in other gods above the God of the Chosen People.

Scholars and archeologists know that the early Hebrews practiced polytheism.

Not only does the Bible describe the polytheism of the Hebrews but digs from archeological sites give evidence that these early people believed in many gods, or more accurately, goddesses. They have found many statuette goddesses among their living dwellings.

Monotheism appears later in the Bible. Historically, monotheism got taught by many Greek philosophers. Judaism later separated itself from the Hellenistic world with its belief in only one supreme deity.

In verse 20:5 we have here a god so jealous that he holds a grudge against the children of the fathers who hated him. Hardly a concept of a forgiving and loving God. And if not against the other gods, just who could God claim for his jealousy?

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Postby General Lucifer » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:08 pm

19. Boil and Eat Your Son"
And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son to morrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son...." (II Kings 6:28-29)

Comment
According to the Bible, a horrible famine took place in Samaria where in desperation, the people ate whatever they could. The cannibalistic eating of a son may provide sufficient nutrition for a mother but disregards the puissant nature of humans to protect their young. Although the Bible does not explain if the son had already died or if the parent deliberately killed him for food, this dreadful example goes against human nature.

Long before bibles or written language, humans evolved as social animals that required the protection of their offspring. Only the dogmatic insistence of a belief-system could supersede the natural instincts of humans. Hopefully readers of the Bible who might one day experience a famine will not subvert their natural instinct for this kind of horrific example in Scripture. May I suggest that if you cannot control your belief to eat your children, sacrifice your priest and eat him instead; that way you gain far more protein for you and your children, and when you say grace, you'll have someone to really thank for your food.

20.Did Jephthah sacrifice his daughter to the Lord?(You judge)

Judges 11:30-39).
God had given him lots of victories in war. So Jephthah killed tonnes of enemies then had to burn his poor child when he got back.
When Jephthah returned to his home in Mizpah, who should come out to meet him but his daughter, dancing to the sound of tambourines! She was an only child. Except for her he had neither son nor daughter. When he saw her, he tore his clothes and cried, "Oh! My daughter! You have made me miserable and wretched, because I have made a vow to the LORD that I cannot break." "My father," she replied, "you have given your word to the LORD. Do to me just as you promised, now that the LORD has avenged you of your enemies, the Ammonites. But grant me this one request," she said. "Give me two months to roam the hills and weep with my friends, because I will never marry." "You may go," he said. And he let her go for two months. She and the girls went into the hills and wept because she would never marry. After the two months, she returned to her father and he did to her as he had vowed.

Comment: What did Jephathat vowed to Yahweh? He promised/or Vowed to sacrifice his only virgin daughter to Yahweh if Yahweh give him victory over his enemies.
And did Yahweh gave him vicory? Yes,according to the Bible, So what happened to the daughter? Well--you be the judge.

It appears Yahweh gets really happy when the object of sacrifice is a human flesh and blood.Is Yahweh a blood thirsty god? Is Yahweh better than Satan?

Human sacrifice is supposed to be done by Satan but why did the supposedly all powerfull, all-merciful, all-loving accept human sacrifice? .Look how Abraham nearly slashed the throat of his Issac when Yahweh commanded him to.Is Yahweh the Jewish god really a supreme being as Christians claims. Why did he need blood or smoke from burnt flesh to make him high or happy?
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[More to come(Extreme porn in the dark side of the Bible0
The following topics would be quoted and discussed:
Biblical pornography
The sacred penis
Fatal orgasm
Expose her breasts!
Cain's Wife?
Incestuous relations
David uncovers himself
Death to adulterers
Passing wind
Drugs and aphrodisiacs
Eat human feces!
Eating dung and drinking piss
Boil and eat your son
Fecal disposal
God given hemorrhoids
God's bowel diseases
God's fecal fetish
Howl and strip naked
Piss crimes
Pisseth against walls
Prophesy in the nude

And More----- From here we will take a U-turn to look at
Yahweh(akaJehovah) , Satan, Jesus, Heaven--under which we would discuss

The back parts of Yahweh
Beasts in heaven
The brethren of Jesus
Christ with horns
Christ's temper
Curse the earth
Get thee behind me Satan
The final lie
Fire from the Lord
Fire of Jehovah
Jehovah casts stones
Jehovah rejoices your death
Jehovah 'The Jealous'
Jehovah's fiery serpents
Jehovahman of war
Jehovah & Satan the same?
I came not to send peace
I come to send fire
Jesus not entirely good
Jesus reveals himself
Jesus' servants would fight
Jesus will kill children
Pray in the closet
Promise to return
Sacrifice or suicide?
The wrathful God
Wars must be
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Postby OPIAMENSA » Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:08 am

I am tuned in to this and await yor next round of biblical facts about this thing called Yahweh.
Meanwhile here is a thought - the christian communion is a cannibalistic ritual. They actually say during mass that "they will eat his flesh and drink his blood". Feh! Vampires and Cannibals. Piss on all christians!
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Postby quophi aletse » Mon Aug 15, 2011 4:22 am

OPIAMENSA wrote:I am tuned in to this and await yor next round of biblical facts about this thing called Yahweh.
Meanwhile here is a thought - the christian communion is a cannibalistic ritual. They actually say during mass that "they will eat his flesh and drink his blood". Feh! Vampires and Cannibals. Piss on all christians!


interesting thread by the general on the old testament .....

but piss on all christians de3 opia ad3n?? :lol:
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Postby General Lucifer » Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:49 pm

21. Cain's Wife?
"And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch." (Genesis 4:17)

Comment
What wife? Where did Cain got his wife?
At that time only Adam & Eve, Cain and Abel existed on the Earth--that's only four people and the only woman among these four was Eve,Adam's wife and the motheir of Cain and Abel.Did Cain slept with his mother? if not where did Cain got his wife whom he had a baby called Enoch?

The only possibility comes from, either a grave omission from the Bible, or his mother Eve served as his wife.The second possibility would mean incest.


After Cain killed his brother, God protected him by setting "a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him." (verse 14).

Considering the earth supposedly had only Adam's family, who should kill him? And what kind of mark could have protected Cain? From the absurdity of this story, it should not surprise why anyone would read into it what they wanted.
Certain inane beliefs resulted such as the common belief that the "mark of Cain" meant the dark skin of the Black race.

[u]22.Piss Crimes
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therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jerobo'am, and will cut off from Jerobo'am him that pisseth against the wall..." (I Kings 14:10)

Comment
If God brings evil, then what makes Him different from Satan?

Although the unsanitary practice of urinating on walls might have caused serious erosion of the mud walls, bringing evil appears excessive punishment for such a minor offense

23 The Sacred Penis
"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD." (Deuteronomy 23:1-2)

Comment
Consider the religious man who happens to accidentally receive an injury to his testicles (stones) or the loss of his penis (privy member). According to the Bible, and regardless of his righteousness or goodwill toward men, mind you, but just because he lacks a penis, he should never enter a Church or Temple.

Also pity a poor man born of a mother who, for whatever reason, including rape, may have born him out of wedlock. He too should, according to the Bible, never enter the Lord's congregation.
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Postby OPIAMENSA » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:34 am

quophi aletse wrote:... piss on all christians de3 opia ad3n?? :lol:
Quophi, I cannot help myself.

As a recovering christian, I always have the urge to piss. In fact I am always pissing mad especially on those who either by design or outright fear choose to see no evil, hear no evil or speak not of the evil that abounds in that cursed book aka the bible.

Now we know that verses from the bible are very violent. These so-called holy texts have been used by many Jews and Christians to justify their violent actions. Over the years, Crusaders have used them against Muslims and Jews. Colonial Europe has used them against Africans. Nazis have used them against Jews. White settlers in South Africa have used them against Mandela's people. Recently Serbian Christians used them against Bosnian Moslems and the Jews continue to use them against Palestinian Moslems. Meanwhile the world is caught in paralysis and inertia because we have been hoodwinked into believing that this is the way of the creator. Yahweh is a polarising figure and can never be regarded as the creator! He is not, has never been and will never be the creator. And the Koran is no different or better either.


The two books are poisonous, ugly and horrid books of genocide; boundless ugliness! There is no difference between them; the same stuff only different flavours.

Preach on General, Preach on!
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Postby General Lucifer » Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:53 pm

24.Fatal Orgasm
"And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the Yahweh; and Yahweh slew him. And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased Yahweh: wherefore he slew him also." (Genesis 38:7-10)

Comment
Here is supposedly a supreme being behaving like a little lunatic god.If you disobey his instruction to bed your brother's wife,he kills you.A god who forces his followers to have sex against their will.If he really is a supreme being He could have read the heart or mind of Onan and found Onan would intentionally spill his sperms.There are thousands of ways a true loving God could have solve this problem.
But Yahweh choose to kill although he commanded his followers:"thou shall not kill".
According to interpretations of the Bible, Onan removed his penis from his partner's vagina(his deseased brother's wife) before he ejaculated so that his seed(sperms) fell onto the ground. This displeased Yahweh so much that he killed him! Onanism has also received a another definition of "self pollution" which has caused misery throughout the centuries. Yahweh killed Onan because, rather than to impregnate his brother's wife-- thus extending his line, Onan chose to interrupt his coitus before he could impregnate Tamar.

26.God's Bowel Diseases"Behold with a great plague will the LORD smite thy people and thy children, and thy wives, and all thy goods: And thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day by day." (II Chronicles 21:14-15)

"And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease. And it came to pass, that in process of time, after the end of two years, his bowels fell out by reason of sickness: so he died of sore diseases. And his people made no burning for him, like the burning of his fathers." (II Chronicles 12:18-19)

Comment

Another among many instances in the Bible where the Lord smites, not only men, but all the people including women and children.

Why Jehovah(Yahweh) would concern himself with giving an incurable cruel bowel disease where the person's guts spill out of the abdomen, goes beyond human decency and comprehension.

Is this a true God or just a minor ancient Jewish god?Black Africans were decieved by the White man to throw their gods away and follow Yahweh. Those Africans that have become self-confessed Christians claim the African gods were bad gods. But compared to Yahweh's cruelty and psychopathic nature ,the African gods were like angels.I'm a not a worshipper of any entity,although I believe in a higher power which I'm experiencing every second of my life.But if you are an animist--worshipper of any anti blblical god, I don't think you should switch your allegiance to the all fearful Yahweh.He is so crazy that He might strike you and your family dead if you fault him.Minor ancient african gods were more humane but those found these days are money seeking crooks no different from the wear-it-in your sleeve evangelicals dupping people of their money.
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Postby Q' lypse » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:00 pm

this is some fu.cked up sh*t

:evil: :? :? :?

its waaaaay worse, worst worst than i thought
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Postby quophi aletse » Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:23 am

Q' lypse wrote:this is some fu.cked up sh*t

:evil: :? :? :?

its waaaaay worse, worst worst than i thought



and some people say that jesus is the incarnation of yahweh in human form ....

tweaaaaa ..... yahweh no even fit born jesus :lol: :lol: the two personas are like night and day

one is fear mongering monarchical egotistical wicked jealous entity while the other is about unity, love, forgiveness, kindness etc .....

these qualities are very clear for all to see but christians tend to over look it in order to maintain and not question their beliefs .....
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Postby Q' lypse » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:00 am

quophi aletse wrote:
Q' lypse wrote:this is some fu.cked up sh*t

:evil: :? :? :?

its waaaaay worse, worst worst than i thought



and some people say that jesus is the incarnation of yahweh in human form ....

tweaaaaa ..... yahweh no even fit born jesus :lol: :lol: the two personas are like night and day

one is fear mongering monarchical egotistical wicked jealous entity while the other is about unity, love, forgiveness, kindness etc .....

these qualities are very clear for all to see but christians tend to over look it in order to maintain and not question their beliefs .....


it is called cognitive dissonance which results in mental disturbance.
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Postby General Lucifer » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:40 pm

27. Burn The Daughter!"And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire." (Leviticus 21:9)

Comment
A priest's daughter, if found to have lost her virginity without marriage, can receive the death penalty, but in the form of incineration--- burning in red hot fire.

How many fundamentalist priests who so easily condemn others would carry out the burning of their daughters if they found them "whoring"?
What about the pastors and priests fingering vunerable church members and sleeping with other peoples wives? Why did Yahweh spare them of burning?

(See also Genesis 38:24)

28. Cut Off Her Hand!
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)

Comment
A wife would naturally wish to come to the aid of her husband in any way she could if he desperately struggled with an opponent, but the Hebrew law specifically forbade a wife to help her husband in distress if that support consisted of her grabbing the enemy's genitals in an effort to stifle his onslaught. The penalty? Amputation of the hand that fondled the genitals!

Only in an overly obsessive male dominated culture could men create such atrocious laws. As such, the penis ranked sacrosanct in the minds of men (as it still stands today). If a male lost his penis for any reason, he would lose the right to enter a congregation of God. (See Deuteronomy 23:1)

29.Female Births Get Penalty"Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean." (Leviticus 12:2)

"But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days." (Leviticus 12:5)

Comment
A woman who gives birth to a child must undergo a purification ritual lest her "uncleanness" contaminate others. This not only entails her isolation, but also payments to priests for the ritual acts. Thus the male dominators had even made birth dirty.

Notice here that if a woman bears a female child, her isolation must last twice as long as that if she gives birth to a male child!

(See also Psalms 51:3-5)

"The Bible and the church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of woman's emancipation."

--Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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Postby Guest » Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:47 am

General Lucifer wrote: ... A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD." (Deuteronomy 23:1-2)...
Hmmmmmm, now that is interesting. The dictionary definition of bastard is - a person born of unmarried parents. Now that presents a conundrum for Jesus and his church.

Jesus' father is Yahweh. Yahweh was not legally married to Mary when Jesus was born. So therefore, if Yahweh and Mary have a child when the evidence clearly points to the fact that they were unmarried, that makes the Jesus a bona fide BASTARD! Now, any christian who is thinking of throwing stones at me should strongly consider throwing the stones at Yahweh instead. He is the one who broke his own rules thereby making his only begotten son a bastard.

But here is the hook. Jesus is one brave bastard because not only did he enter into "the congregation of the LORD", he started a church. Sorry, christians but your church must strongly consider a name change. How does The Church of the Holy Bastard sound?
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Postby Q' lypse » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:29 am

Anonymous wrote:But here is the hook. Jesus is one brave bastard because not only did he enter into "the congregation of the LORD", he started a church.


Jesus started a church? :?
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Postby General Lucifer » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:18 pm

Socrates said: "The unexamined life is not worth living".To paraphrase, I will say:The unexamined belief is not worth having.Questioning and reasoning is your birth right.Don't allow some money hungry pastors and priests to do it for you. You are smart enough to make your own decision about what to believe and what not to.

30. God's Fecal Fetish
"If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it." (Malachi 2:2-3)

Comment
Amazingly God appears to have a fecal fetish.

This commandment to the priests told by the Lord gives example of the Satanic threats of curses He seems to enjoy. What should one think of a God that would smear feces upon the faces of his creations? Such vulgarity can hardly give good example to high morality.

31.Incestuous Relations
"And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of man." (Genesis 2:23)

"And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD. And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground." (Genesis 4:1-2)

"And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch..." (Genesis 4:17)

Comment
Since Eve came from Adam and due to God's edict to "be fruitful and multiply," this describes the first incestual relationship.

In 4:17 one must infer incest for Cain would have had to have sex with either his own mother, Eve, or an unnamed sister.

For other examples of Biblical incest see Gen. 20:12 where Abraham married his half-sister Sarah;
Gen. 19:30-38 where Lot's daughters had intercourse with him;
Gen. 38:16 where Tamar had sex with her father-in-law Judah.

People should become aware that many of today's incestuous abuses occur in Christian families and many use Biblical scripture for its justification.

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Postby Guest » Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:49 pm

Religion heading to extinction in 9 countries, says study
Friday, August 19th, 2011
http://news.bioscholar.com/2011/08/religion-heading-to-extinction-in-9-countries-says-study.html

A study has reportedly found that religion is set for extinction in nine countries.

Presented at an American Physical Society meeting in Dallas (Texas, USA), the study reportedly listed these countries as Australia, Austria, Canada, Czech Republic, Finland, Ireland, Netherlands, New Zealand and Switzerland.

The study titled “Modeling the decline of religion” by Richard Wiener (University of Arizona, USA), Haley Yaple (Northwestern University, USA), and Daniel Abrams (Northwestern University), points out that “societies in which the perceived utility of not adhering is greater than the utility of adhering, religion will be driven toward extinction”.

People claiming no religious affiliation constitute the fastest growing “religious” minority in many countries throughout the world. It is said that in Czech Republic, about 60 percent identify themselves as non-affiliated to religion.

Distinguished Hindu statesman Rajan Zed, in a statement in Nevada (USA) on Friday, urged organizations and leaders of various world religions and denominations to make religion more vibrant, attractive and engaging if they wanted to keep their people in God’s fold.

Zed, who is president of Universal Society of Hinduism, said that people with “no religion” were increasing and we (religious leaders and organizations) were responsible for their alienation.

Our efforts at social control, judgmentalism, stagnant approach, etc., might be turning them away resulting in many of them questioning belief in God, equating religion with fear, etc. Some of them, who still believed in God, were bypassing religion to reach God questioning the linkage between “man made religions” and God. “If I ‘just do good’, I should be fine”, many of them argued.

Zed pointed out that life was getting complex and distractions were increasing, so religion was slipping away from the priority list of many. Conventional style of dealing with spirituality and religion did not appear to be effectively working, especially with today’s youth.

Make it more exciting and challenging, he suggested.

We as religious leaders should live exemplary lives to add credibility to our preaching. Give them fresh answers without any religious stigma attached. Listen to what the people have to say before giving your opinion to them. Accept the people who and as they are. Make religion lively and not stagnant, he added.

If religious leaders and organizations do not attend to this challenge more effectively in this consumerist society, we can lose our youth to the other marketplace players, which are more powerful, attractive and vocal than religion and spirituality. Many youth appear to be bored from religion. Serving God does not have to be dull. For youth, make religion “cool” and do not force anything on them, Zed argued.

He stressed that youth is not hostile to religion. Religious leaders and organizations need rethinking and reflection and come up with creative and new practices, norms, and ideas to make their product more competitive.

A spiritual world will be a better place to live than a non-spiritual world, he added.
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Postby General Lucifer » Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:01 pm

32.Yahweh Condones Slavery
"Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids." (Leviticus 25:44 , KJV)

"As for the male and female slaves whom you may have, it is from the nations around you that you may aquire male and female slaves." (Leviticus 25:44, NRSV)

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The Biblical meaning rings clear: God not only condones slavery, but gives permission to buy and own slaves.The enslavement of Black Africans by the Whiteman is based on Bible teachings of Slavery and endorsed by Yahweh.And some of you christians call Yahweh a good god.What makes him good?.A god who proclaims he created both evil and good can't be spared of blame.Think about it.

33.Yahweh-the Judeo-Christian god Accepts Slavery"And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever." (Exodus 21:5-6)

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The Bible bears witness to the fact that Yahweh accepts not only slavery but violence against such slaves (in this case a awl driven through the ear) for the innocent statement of love for their master, wife and children.

It came from precisely these verses that justified, in many peoples minds, the tortures inflicted on African slaves when they tried to leave their cruel masters in the American colonies. "Good" Christians of the day would drive nails and spikes through the ears of defenseless slaves whose only offense came from the will to no longer serve as slaves.

Not until after the American Civil War did federal laws become enacted to protect African slaves from gross physical abuse. Even today, the KKK and "the Aryan Race" use the Bible as justification for their attacks against African Americans .Such a wicked god can't be a supreme being. Oh no, he is supreme to his followers who worship him. What are they worshipping him for? For wealth,protection,power? Give me a break!

34.Beat That Slave
"And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes." (Luke 12:47)

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Note, the word "servant" here means slave. The Biblical Jesus lived in a time when slavery flourished, yet He never spoke or fought against it.Like father likie son.A god who endorses the maltreatment of a slave by a slave master.Is this love?Is this compassion.Is this humane.Please don't try to elevate such a jealous wicked Jewish god as a supreme being.He is worse than the so-called Devil.If you disagree,stick your neck out and tell us what the Devil has done wrong.Come on followers of Yahweh,come on.

"English North Americans embraced slavery because they were Christians, not in spite of it... It was Christianity that perverted the African's way of life
. Not leaving them alone was the real tragedy."
--Forrest G. Wood
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Postby O-prime » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:04 pm

Good lawd....lol. This thread is chock full of ammo! *bookmarked* :D
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Postby General Lucifer » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:56 pm

35.Creation Contradiction, 1
"And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day." (Genesis 1: 3-5)

"And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth." (Genesis 1:16-17)

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God creates day and night on the first day and then makes the stars and the two great lights (sun and moon) on the fourth day (Genesis 1:19). How can you have day and night on the first day without a star? This describes a dramatic contradiction to the way the actual universe works. To have a day you must have a rotating planet and a sun. Genesis proves that God (or more accurately, the authors of Genesis) could not have known about the structure of the universe, or even the difference between stars and planets

36.Creation Contradiction, 2
"And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that is was good. And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness..." (Genesis 1:25-26)

"And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air..." (Genesis 2:18-19)

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In the first account, man gets created after the beasts, the second account has man created before the beasts . Only a person who exercised warped logic or blind faith could believe this outright contradiction. Yet to the fundamentalist(born-again) reader, the many hundreds of contradictions and discrepancies in the Bible go by unseen, regardless of how many honest scholars and theologians have discovered otherwise.

In fact there occurs two stories of Genesis, the second story starts at Genesis 2:4. The first story uses Elohim (God in the plural form) and the second story uses the LORD God (Yahweh Elohim, sometimes Jehovah). Both stories appear markedly different, yet somehow in history the stories got annexed together. This shows the allegorical intent of Genesis rather than a factual account.

Even the belief among non-fundamentalists, that the Bible has kept its original form despite minor changes, has led many theologians to think otherwise. One of the most highly respected theologians, Bruce Metzger, has written extensively on the errors in the Bible. For example, in his book "The text of the New Testament- Its Transmission, Corruption, and Restoration," Metzger asserts errors due to:

Errors arising from faulty eyesight
Errors arising from faulty hearing
Errors of the mind
Errors of judgment
Difficulties historical and geographical
Alterations from doctrinal considerations
Addition of miscellaneous details.

As perfect as Yahweh is,his inspired holy book for his followers is full of imperfections--contradictions--- that he either overlooked or got drunk and couldn't gather himself to edit it.

37.Creation Contradiction, 3
"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them." (Genesis 1:27)

"And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man." (Genesis 2:21-22)

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In the first account,(Genesis 1:27) God created a man and female simultaneously, in God's image.

In the second accountGenesis 2:21-22) Adam gets created from the dust (Genesis 2:7), and then later, a woman came from one of Adam's ribs. Again, this shows another difference between the two Genesis story accounts, each contradicting the other.

There occurs a plethora of contradictions in the Bible, far too many for the scope of the Dark Bible. For those who wish further edification, consult "The Bible Handbook for Free-Thinkers and Inquiring Christians," edited by G. W. Foote and W. P. Ball (Pioneer Press, London)


[u]38.The Back Parts of God[/u]
"And the LORD spake unto Moses face to face, as a man speaketh unto his friend..." (Exodus 33:11)

"And he said, Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live. And the LORD said, Behold, there is a place by me, and thou shalt stand upon a rock: and it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put thee in a cleft of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by: and I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts; but my face shall not be seen." (Exodus 33:20-23)

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No man can see god and live.Moses saw Yahweh and live.What a contradiction.
In verse 11 we read that Yahweh spoke to Moses, face-to-face. Yet in seeming contradiction, we have later Yahweh telling Moses that he cannot see His face. Instead, God decides to show Moses his back parts!
"Back parts" of course serves as a euphemism for "buttocks". In other words, God here says to Moses "thou shalt see my buttocks."

I'll leave it to the readers to ponder the possible sexual orientation of Yahweh as he shows Moses his bare bottom.

More to come about the Son of Yahweh(Jesus)
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Postby General Lucifer » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:04 pm




Yahweh's Fiery Serpents
"And the people spake against Yahweh, and against Moses, Wherefore have ye brought us up out of Egypt to die in the wilderness? For there is no bread, neither is there any water; and our soul loatheth this light bread. And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died." (Numbers 21:5-6)

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The Israelites began to complain against Yahweh about their miserable condition in the wilderness. So what did their loving god do? Their Jealous god sent fiery serpents to cause even more misery and death!

Serpents, usually regarded as the Devil, appears to have come from the direct will of Yahweh here. Do Yahweh and Satan work together as a team? Let us hope not!

Actually, in ancient cultures the snake represented a symbol of the Goddess. Many times a priestess of a Goddess temple would use snakes in their rituals. Sometimes a snake bite could cause hallucinations, or by their beliefs-- 'prophetic visions.'

Much of the Old Testament describes the Israelites overtaking the goddess cultures and destroying their cities. They thoroughly eliminated the goddess religions and replaced them with their male god religion; they even turned the Scripture words of the goddess into masculine terms. Nowhere does the word 'goddess' appear in the Old Testament, yet many times, when you see the word 'gods,' it actually refers to goddesses.

Sending fear into the hearts of the Israelites concerning the goddess, gave power to their own male god. Thus, Numbers 21:8-9 describes Moses control of the goddess symbol by making a fiery serpent; anyone who gets bitten when he sees it, lives. The deaths due to the fiery serpents and then Moses' command from the Lord to save their lives when bitten, must have given their male god a powerful image.

The Christian god,Yahweh-- Man Of War
"The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name." (Exodus 15:3)

Comment
Note that many fundamentalists who consider every word of the Bible as fact must also concede that God, not only consists of a man, but also a man of war; a killer man of men.

With such a belief, how could a Christian people ever divorce war from their lives?

The Midrash Rabbah gives an explanation of The Man God: "His lower half was 'man', but his upper half was as God. [Only the lower half of his body, the seat of the sexual and secretory organs, belonged to the earthly within him, but his head and heart, given over entirely to holiness, were as divine.]"


Yahweh & Satan The Same?"AND Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel." (I Chronicles 21:1)

"AND again the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah." (II Samuel 24:1)

Comment
Here we have either a contradiction, a grave Biblical error, God and Satan working together, or the unmistakable interpretation that God and Satan "are" one and the same! Given that fundamentalists believe the Bible contains no errors or contradictions, then that leaves only the last two possibilities.

Note that the capitalized word "AND" appears at the beginning of each verse and the message appears at the beginning of each chapter.

Note also that the name Lucifer (another name for Satan) means light bearer, or morning star: "How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer to the ground..." (Isaiah 14:12)

The last page of the Bible reveals Jesus: "I am the root and offspring of David, and the bright and morning star." (Rev. 22:16)

It should now become clear to the reader why some Satanist cults use the same Bible as the Christians.

(See also evil and good from God: Lamentations 3: 38-39)


Jesus Reveals Himself
"I am the root and offspring of David, and the bright and morning star." (Revelation 22:16)

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This verse presents the most shocking revelation in the entire Bible. On the very last page, it reveals Jesus as the "bright and morning star". In other words, Lucifer-- Satan!

In Isaiah 14:12, St. Jerome, translated the Hebrew "morning star" into the Latin term "Lucifer" (light bearer), a name commonly ascribed to Satan by Christians, and represents the fallen star, an ancient symbol for the fallen or evil one. .

Although the Isaiah verse describes the fallen king of Babylon, Christians have, for centuries, ascribed Satan as taking many forms. And what more powerful form could an evil being take than to pretend himself as the saviour of the world?
Based on Christian beliefs of Satan, and the belief in the "inerrancy" of the Bible, one must conclude that Jesus has revealed himself as Satan--the morning star--aka Lucifer!

What a Revelation!
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