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Styva Sju
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 Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:55 pm Post subject: T B Joshua to Predict U17 Champion!! |
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In an unprecedented move the well known Bishop T B Joshua, around which a lot of controversy has arisen as a result of Ghana winning the U20 World champion, has stated that he will predict the winner of U17 worldcup. Speaking on emmanuel tv, Bishop TB Joshua, promised to unveil this prophesy on Sunday just before he shares the benediction during the last church service of the day.
According to the report, the miracle performing bishop declared that due to the level of embarrassment caused him and his ministry by the Ghana Satellite, no African team will qualify for the second round of the U17 tournament. The only remedy to this curse, he adds, is to organize a three day fasting and prayer session which starts on Monday till the beginning of the tournament.
Meanwhile the tournament, that begins on Wednesday, will see the Super Eaglets of Nigeria taking on the German U17 team. The Germans are reported to be in high hope of winning the opening match. Bernd Barutta, head of the 44-man German delegation, told reporters in Abuja that the team draws much inspiration from the prophesy of the Nigerian pastor describing him as a possible messiah in football competitions held on African soil. This the coach said, is as a result of the miraculous win of the Satellite over the Brazilian. He said, "how can there be no goal in a final match in which an African team play with 10 men play against a full Brazilian team for about 90 minutes? See how miraculous the penalty kicks too were."
Your truly will bring you the latest on his prophesy by Sunday.
Source: www.mytiredfridaybrain.com
Just kidding.... a little laugh for the weekend!!!
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Mr Antwi
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| "Juus mek numba tan play da boll farsst" |
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kebacholitificatious
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| Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:15 pm Post subject: Re: T B Joshua to Predict U17 Champion!! |
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| this is the kind of headline we will never hear before an event. It is always afterwards! |
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Dos Equis
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Amono
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| "Juus mek numba tan play da boll farsst" |
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wonder_boy
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false prophet 
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deciiva
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| Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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no one embarrased him/ his ministry after Ghana won
It was a case of a Messenger claiming glory for himself instead of the glory going to God who sent the message or GHANA to whom the message was given  |
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FIO
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| Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:53 pm Post subject: Re: T B Joshua to Predict U17 Champion!! |
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| Styva Sju wrote: |
In an unprecedented move the well known Bishop T B Joshua, around which a lot of controversy has arisen as a result of Ghana winning the U20 World champion, has stated that he will predict the winner of U17 worldcup. Speaking on emmanuel tv, Bishop TB Joshua, promised to unveil this prophesy on Sunday just before he shares the benediction during the last church service of the day.
According to the report, the miracle performing bishop declared that due to the level of embarrassment caused him and his ministry by the Ghana Satellite, no African team will qualify for the second round of the U17 tournament. The only remedy to this curse, he adds, is to organize a three day fasting and prayer session which starts on Monday till the beginning of the tournament.Meanwhile the tournament, that begins on Wednesday, will see the Super Eaglets of Nigeria taking on the German U17 team. The Germans are reported to be in high hope of winning the opening match. Bernd Barutta, head of the 44-man German delegation, told reporters in Abuja that the team draws much inspiration from the prophesy of the Nigerian pastor describing him as a possible messiah in football competitions held on African soil. This the coach said, is as a result of the miraculous win of the Satellite over the Brazilian. He said, "how can there be no goal in a final match in which an African team play with 10 men play against a full Brazilian team for about 90 minutes? See how miraculous the penalty kicks too were."
Your truly will bring you the latest on his prophesy by Sunday.
Source: www.mytiredfridaybrain.com
Just kidding.... a little laugh for the weekend!!!
Don't make fun of a "man of god". |
This guy is playing God.........That is 419 for you.. |
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keen observer
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| deciiva wrote: |
no one embarrased him/ his ministry after Ghana won
It was a case of a Messenger claiming glory for himself instead of the glory going to God who sent the message or GHANA to whom the message was given |
Nonsense!!! |
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Mr Antwi
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| deciiva wrote: |
no one embarrased him/ his ministry after Ghana won
It was a case of a Messenger claiming glory for himself instead of the glory going to God who sent the message or GHANA to whom the message was given |
"Da gam has ahaf seen eeet.... Fursss haf No goal , sekan haf No goal" |
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deciiva
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| Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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| keen observer wrote: |
| deciiva wrote: |
no one embarrased him/ his ministry after Ghana won
It was a case of a Messenger claiming glory for himself instead of the glory going to God who sent the message or GHANA to whom the message was given |
Nonsense!!! |
stupid post |
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keen observer
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| Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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| deciiva wrote: |
| keen observer wrote: |
| deciiva wrote: |
no one embarrased him/ his ministry after Ghana won
It was a case of a Messenger claiming glory for himself instead of the glory going to God who sent the message or GHANA to whom the message was given |
Nonsense!!! |
stupid post |
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Kpanlogo
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| Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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| keen observer wrote: |
| deciiva wrote: |
| keen observer wrote: |
| deciiva wrote: |
no one embarrased him/ his ministry after Ghana won
It was a case of a Messenger claiming glory for himself instead of the glory going to God who sent the message or GHANA to whom the message was given |
Nonsense!!! |
stupid post |
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*Turbulance
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| deciiva wrote: |
no one embarrased him/ his ministry after Ghana won
It was a case of a Messenger claiming glory for himself instead of the glory going to God who sent the message or GHANA to whom the message was given |
How old is your skull ? 
You believe this "corn harvest" talk you wrote ?
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| The only remedy to this curse, he adds, is to organize a three day fasting and prayer session which starts on Monday till the beginning of the tournament. |
I guess bottle-necks like you would believe that too and already begun fasting. |
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rick
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| Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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| deciiva wrote: |
no one embarrased him/ his ministry after Ghana won
It was a case of a Messenger claiming glory for himself instead of the glory going to God who sent the message or GHANA to whom the message was given |
Deciiva, so you believed him. He did not predict anything. When did he predict the match that nobody was aware of.
It was only after after the match that we all heard of him. |
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